ENGERLUND EXPECTS – Fabio fails

I rest my case: Fabio is not a leader of men (see posts passim). He couldn’t lead donkeys, though if I had my way that’s what he’d be forced to do for the rest of his days as penance for his hopeless performance during the World Cup. No doubt the equally hapless men in M & S suits at the sweet FA will ensure that, thanks to their spectacular off-the-pitch performance with Capello’s contract, the Italian will be a very comfortably off donkey wrangler. In years to come I hope to be able to visit Italy and remark, with relish, “look, there goes Fabio” as an impeccably-dressed, bespectacled man passes me by with a few knackered old asses in his wake.

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